When it's your turn to walk the dragon and you are not into it:

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Après la mort de son père qu’il connaissait à peine, le jeune Samuel Badel reçoit la visite d’Andraste qui lui confie un bien étrange héritage : une créature…

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@Enalys that's because the dragon should be doing the walking
@faoluin Ah yes, the game of fetch, I heard about that.
@Enalys
Why do I find this so funny? Hilarious, actually. IDK 🤷🏻‍♂️ Maybe the gummies are beginning to kick in.
@Enalys When your kid wants a dragon and they promise they'll take care of it and walk it every day, but of course something comes up and you end up walking the dragon anyway.
@Enalys It's that thing where your kids are like "BUY US A DRAGON WE'LL TOTES TAKE CARE OF IT" and you're like "NO YOU WON'T I ALWAYS END UP TAKING CARE OF IT" and they're like "NO WE PROMISE THIS TIME" and then it's 4am and you're the one walking the dragon, picking up it's stupid dragon poops while your kids are happily asleep in bed...

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Once you get out and start throwing a stick for it to burn, you'll actually have a good time.

@Enalys I hope the dragon is not leash-reactive...
@Enalys @wendypalmer Omygod this fucking dragon won't shut up! "Aren't I the prettiest?" "Don't my scales look lovely in this light?" "What's it like being a puny human with the lifespan of a gnat?" I stg this dragon is gonna end up in a ditch even if it is the last of its kind!
@Enalys the dragon: seriously, you're gonna put that face?
@Enalys a Dragon is for life, not just for Hogswatch.