random strangers on reddit
blorbo
a pervert tragedy
wibta
release my wee da
milk and cookies
a much better finger-eating machine
spider names
edison
gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
cauliflower
linguini
you can think things that aren't true
water and milk
without the slow creep
laminate me
magneto cock cage
isekai truck
theresa
make your own foot scrub
my roommate is a pulley
boomgasm
losing blood
the first rule of baking
calling me a slur would've been easier
post cunt
grope-nheimer
rorschach test
@stavvers (tents fingers) innnnnnteresting
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gollum's funeral
dead wife syndrome
alarm clock
whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
cauliflower
linguini
you can think things that aren't true
water and milk
without the slow creep
laminate me
@stavvers Unfortunately, not suitable for living creatures. Similar range of temperatures like shrink wrap foil. Over 100°C/250°F.
@stavvers I've heard Animate by Rush enough times to FULLY hear "Laminate me" in Geddy Lee's voice, and I'm not sure how i feel about that.
@stavvers regular websites today really aren't distinguishable from the "shady" websites of back then, aren't they?
Maybe less boobs.
@stavvers truly a fandom.com moment
@stavvers And they’d be right.
@stavvers the boiled frog strategy
@stavvers This is like if Derek Zoolander’s model friends had a discord
@adhdeanasl needs a few more "earth to" but right on the money here
@stavvers I think this is the most insane thread I've ever seen, thank you so much for sharing this.
@stavvers Also, it's called linguine. Carry on.
@stavvers Small correction in the first alt-text: The Scottish guys are from How to train your dragon and not Brave…
@stavvers This is the quality content I that keeps me on here.
@stavvers
Wow, this one is tumblr all the way down.
@stavvers
this is like the wheel that makes you old in conan the barbarian

@stavvers This is AI fake, please don't let our free spaces turn into the same pit full of lies as the other networks.

I wonder whoever thinks photographs in 1980 were black and white.
Also the two young ones definitely look like people from today. There is a lot of these fake pictures where it's even more blatant.

@detours_anachroniques buddy, this is quite clearly NOT AI on account of the fact they all have the normal amount of fingers. The clue is it's the exact same cauliflower. Imagine a world wherein two different groups of people could stand in the same field, pose with the same cauliflower and take a funny picture with it!

@stavvers If you're trolling it's very funny indeed to imagine a life-draining cauliflower.

Check out this one : https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D4D22AQEzZ6CO3VDEmQ/feedshare-shrink_1280/B4DZSAGEZkHYAk-/0/1737315865421?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aNvQKNju-el86wNKB6IG4QBZHKZX1Vno4tRhtrMZCbk the AI is way past the problem of fingers nowadays.

@stavvers I mean, none of it matches. The people are different heights, the fields are different sizes, and the cauliflowers are not identical. The tree lines are also different, and the depth of field on both looks weird. Plus, it has a bit of that odd otherworldliness that often twigs people to AI. It would be infinitely easier to slap together two AI gens of the same pose than find two nearly identical photos like this. I can see why folk would assume the former.
@stavvers my beloved mythological creatures reference book has angels and jesus
@stavvers That took a sudden turn.
@foolishowl @stavvers Judas is definitely the top in that relationship
@stavvers @Kiloku Jesus/Judas ship 🗣️🗣️ eu quero ser amigo dessa pessoa
@rafael @stavvers @Kiloku venho inconvenientemente dizer que Jesus é power bottom
@naoEhAlexa @stavvers @Kiloku Pq óbvio o sonho de Judas é ter o poder que Jesus tem, então ele tops pra caralho, faz todo o sentido
@stavvers This absolutely made my day. Thank you so much for sharing it. 🙂
@stavvers lol, if gods like Zeus etc aren't mythology I really don't know what mythology would be, at that point you took away the main thing that mythology defines and it becomes a hollow word

@stavvers

Tastes his own wine, breaks his own bread
A messiah in the streets, but a bottom in bed
🎶

@stavvers A "myth" is a foundational story; calling it a myth doesn't necessarily mean it's not true. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth
Myth - Wikipedia

@stavvers that last line really slapped me upside the head, lol
@stavvers "who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse" is going to stick with me for a while. 😆
@stavvers a long time ago I was part of a fanfic community for Stargate SG1, and while I haven't read much fanfic since and have zero idea what fandom this image is referencing, I am pretty sure I have read an ancestor of this fic and I am in complete agreement.
@stavvers PEOPLE ARE MAKING JASKIER THEWITCHER USE *ROSIN* AS LUBE???
@stavvers @GreenSkyOverMe as I recall he was quite serious about the fireworks, so I don't see a problem in that statement.
@stavvers As immortalized in the work of the Bard Johnny Cash.
@stavvers it took half a century for that eyebrow to grow back, he'll have you know

@stavvers
Gollum’s Song sung by Emilíana Torrini at the end of the second film summed up Gollum's life very well. It always sends a cold shiver down my spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

Emiliana Torrini - Gollum's Song

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