@PhoenixSerenity Man goes into monastery. Says he wants to enter. Head monk says "Ok, but you can only talk once every 15 years." Man thinks about it. Says "I'm in" and becomes a monk.

15 years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man thinks a bit, and says "The soup is too salty." Head monk nods and leaves.

15 more years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man thinks a bit, and says "The mattresses are too hard." Head monk nods and leaves.

15 more years go by. Head monk comes to man and says, "It's been 15 years. Do you have anything to say?" Man says "I've had enough. I'm going to leave." Head monk nods and says, "Makes sense. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

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