Ms. Que BanhPlease drop your #wholesome #jokes below 👇
Sally StrangeBecause if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
A city slicker went to a county fair up by the Québec border. He saw a sign that said "COUNTING PIG."
"I gotta see this," the city slicker said to himself. So he goes over to the farmer. "Hey, your pig can count? Show me!"
Farmer (in a thick Québecois accent of course): Bon, I will show you. Pig! What is one plus eight?
Pig: neuf neuf neuf
Farmer: Pig! Tell me what is six plus three!
Pig: Neuf neuf
Farmer: Pig! What is four plus five?
Pig: neuf neuf neuf neuf
City Slicker: HOLD ON. You can't just keep asking him questions that add up to nine!
Farmer: Mais oui, OK. Pig! What is four plus four?
Pig: neuf ne--
Farmer: [kicks pig]
Pig: HUIIIT HUIIIIIIT HUIIIIIIIT