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I set out to find a date within twelve hours. Could I summon a man to come hang out with me on the same day I set up my profile, then get him to bang me sideways in the twin room of a Travelodge?

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/efficient-dating-experience/ Very much back on my bullshit. Fabulous art as always by @stuart_cb ❤️

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Girl on the Net Feb 16

Efficient #dating part 2: how to talk yourself out of a fuck.

Conclusion is up now! And you might be surprised by the ending...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/talk-yourself-out-of-a-fuck/

Gorgeous art by @stuart_cb <3

Efficient dating 2: How to talk yourself out of a fuck | Girl on the Net

We're snogging at my hotel, his dick is literally in my hand, and I really want to get laid. And yet! This man still managed to talk himself out of a fuck.

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Kathy Murdoch

@girlonthenet This one stuck with me overnight, I'm still baffled at how any of his actions after you asked him to slow down made any kind of sense to him.