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Danish citizens have launched an online petition, signed by 200,000 people, to purchase California. The petition notes that purchasing the Golden State would provide Danes with more sunshine, dominance in the tech industry, limitless avocado toast, and easy access to Disneyland. In return, California would get the rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.

Can they buy Wisconsin, please? I'd take that offer! 😆

https://ktla.com/news/california/thousands-of-danes-sign-petition-to-buy-california-from-u-s/

Thousands of Danes sign petition to buy California from U.S.

In response to President Donald Trump’s continued musing about the U.S. acquiring Greenland from Denmark, Danish citizens have launched their own effort to purchase America’s most econo…

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Tim Bondy Feb 11

@augieray

Seems like a legit idea considering that the US has verbal confirmation from POTUS that we are going to acquire Greenland, the Panama Canal and the Gaza Strip by any means necessary.

I'm still unsure what POTUS has decided to do with Canada. Last I heard, POTUS wants to make Canada our 51st US State.

Strap in ... It's going to be a wild ride of mass chaos.

And to think I was recently just worried about the US becoming The Handmaid's Tale, "Gilead".

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Andrew C. Dingman

@TimBondy @augieray hey, in Handmaid's Tale it's pretty clear that Gilead doesn't actually control all of the former US territories. They could still achieve both.