LOL. But seriously.

Woke up to quite a few comments trying to turn someone else's joke into a political or philosophical analysis, or focus on someone's pet issue, or even request for CW. CLASSIC Mastodon megabrain stuff.

I'd love to see a cartoon that illustrates the archetypal Mastodon user categories.

@darwinwoodka @Nonya_Bidniss
The wiring and machine searching is just j̶u̶s̶t̶ for your attention
They want you concentrating on the latest damage report instead of what you should be concerning yourself with
Unifying, organising, fighting
@Nonya_Bidniss This takes minimizes the damage they can do… while fumbling with the bra strap of America.
@Nonya_Bidniss He’s doing to the U.S. government agencies what he did to Twitter.
@Nonya_Bidniss both teams are in the building
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But why not both?
@hugh @Nonya_Bidniss my German opinion: yeah. It was both before and it is both now.
@Nonya_Bidniss #TurdReich: just as stupid, horny, and destructive as the other reichs.

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Wow. Spot on.

10/10 No notes.

@Nonya_Bidniss Bit like the original Reich though.

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The woman repellent machine…was actually inside them, all along.

*cue music

@Nonya_Bidniss ok, but the NSDAP in 1930s Germany wasn’t a super-competent organization either. They were a mess most of the time. But that didn’t make them less dangerous.
@Nonya_Bidniss you overestimate the 3rd reich nazis
@Nonya_Bidniss Very apt comparsion, had a good giggle at Trump and Co.'s expense.
But for mental wellness reasons, it would be nice if you could put a Content Warning on it.
As agreeable and accurate as it is, even in a comedic context, the current situation in the States is just... a lot, for many people.
@Nonya_Bidniss @SaanichGuy I just about spit my coffee all over my computer monitor reading that!

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i would like to use these words in a song i’m working on, do you have a source for permission or attribution?