NEW blog!

I set out to find a date within twelve hours. Could I summon a man to come hang out with me on the same day I set up my profile, then get him to bang me sideways in the twin room of a Travelodge?

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/efficient-dating-experience/ Very much back on my bullshit. Fabulous art as always by @stuart_cb ❤️

@girlonthenet Just discovered your work and it's my new favourite thing on the internet!

I couldn't help but laugh at the overeagerness. I imagine a lot of guys are result-oriented and treat sex like a burger and fries. If you're invited to a restaurant, savour the full three course meal!

@feijoa haha yes exactly! Savour meeeeee!