Andrew DouglassJan 31
GayDeceiver
“After Denmark announced the LEGO embargo to the United States, the revolution began. No one expected LEGO adults to take it so seriously.”
Jan 31 at 4:07pmWeb
Show threadDavid GriffithJan 31
@GayDeceiver The US government would be bricking it.
Show threadPaul Chambers🚧Jan 31
@GayDeceiver From your toot to reality. lol
Show threadDeus Ex MacGuffin Jan 31

@GayDeceiver

When Denmark refuses to sell Greenland, Trumpy will slap them with a tariff. And then only like 5 billionaires will be able to afford Legos.

I can’t wait to see this riot.

Show threadMichaelJan 31
@GayDeceiver They'll just start calling a knockoff brand "Freedom Blocks" and pretend that's not a stupid thing to do
Show threadfaraiweJan 31
@tydalforce @GayDeceiver fReEDoM FRieS
Show threadDiabetic HeihachiJan 31
@tydalforce @GayDeceiver
They wont lock together and anything you build with it will crumble, just like the US Constitution.
Show threadSarcastiCatJan 31
@DavBot @tydalforce @GayDeceiver Any towers built with them will lean so far to the right they will fall over.
Show threadMark WhybirdFeb 2
@tydalforce @GayDeceiver Made in China?
Show threadMozMar 26

@tydalforce @GayDeceiver back about 2000 Lego started manufacturing in the USA. That factory made some "improvements" that led a lot of Lego buyers to refuse to buy anything from that factory.

I believe they fixed the problems but luckily for me I'm in Australia and we don't get USA-made Lego at all.

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Jan 31

@GayDeceiver

"You can pry my LEGO bricks from my cold, dead fingers!"

Within 3 months, the last President of the United States was deposed and sent to Guantanamo, and King Frederik X was received by the insurgent forces in Washington DC.

The transitional government, helped by the UN and the Danish-USA Advisory Council adopted a new Constitution while the last holdout states surrendered to the pro-LEGO forces, ushering a new age of prosperity, democracy and socialized health care.

Show threadDanny Boling ☮️Jan 31

@ParadeGrotesque

don't threaten me with a good time

@GayDeceiver

Show threadSune AukenMar 26

@ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver

As a Dane I want to emphasize that Frederik X will attend in a strictly ceremonial capacity. Unlike your mad emperor he is quite sane and knows enough to stay out of politics.

Show threadMozMar 26

@SuneAuken @ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver and he's married to a (former) Australia, so she's available to kick some sense into him if required.

But having seen pics of him riding a Nihola I think he's a very sensible man.

Show threadSune AukenMar 27

@moz @ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver

I like her a lot!

Danish royalty has to be quite sensible to remain Danish royalty. A big majority of Danes support the constitutional monarchy as long as it is kept within the bounds of our democracy.

Show threadEnola KnezevicJan 31
@GayDeceiver To piss off Musk, embargo Ozempic!
Show threadsheislaurenceJan 31
@rhelune @GayDeceiver i had no idea Ozempic was Danish until I saw this suggestion repeated again and again. Defo way to go!
Show threadNikolaj StausbølFeb 1
@sheislaurence @rhelune @GayDeceiver It’s funny. Ive noticed this in the media too the past years. Whenever American media writes about Ozembic, they don’t make any point out of that it is not American made. Even when they mention Novo Nordisk, they don’t say it’s not American. I think that has distorted a lot of Americans idea of the conversation.
Show thread🍁Vive La Canada🍁Jan 31

@GayDeceiver

It looks like LEGO is telling the USA to rebuild itself brick by brick at a time. But first Trump and his cronies must go.

Show threadAnne OminousJan 31

@GayDeceiver ok so this is funny, but there is a LEGO knockoff that is prett yeffin awecome,

they are less expensive and their kits light up. they are so cute.
and they are called -- get ready for it --- funwhole

FUNWHOLE.

https://www.funwhole.com/

Next Generation Lighting Building Block Toys-FUNWHOLE

Funwhole: Delight Day and Night. More than bricks, more than lights. We are the ultimate brand for lighting building block toys lovers, offering you innovative and unique building blocks with lighting kits. You can enjoy the beauty of bricks in both day and night with our fun and creative lighting building block toys.

FUNWHOLE
Show threadGeorge MacgregorJan 31
@rustoleumlove @GayDeceiver 😃 Unsure they help US Lego fans since Funwhole are a Chinese firm and their products are manufactured in China. So, 25% tariffs are coming their way soon! But worth a shot in this fictional scenario. 😃
Show threadAnne OminousJan 31

@g3om4c

get em or dont.
i know people, here in the US, that enjoy them
adios forever.

Show threadbouriquetJan 31
@GayDeceiver If Lincoln Logs were still made in the US (yup back in China again), we could put a trade embargo on exports, but even the 3rd little piggy knows that a house made of Lego bricks is going to keep the Trumpwolf out. The house made of Lincoln Logs is made of sticks so the big bad blowhard will knock those down.
(Fun fact: Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright’s son John)
Show threadDaniel FisherJan 31
@GayDeceiver Wait, where did this quote come from?
Show threadThomas Lee ✅ Jan 31
@GayDeceiver Even with his lifts, #TFG will not want to walk on Denmark...
Show threadLeigh SilvesterJan 31

@GayDeceiver
More importantly when the Ozempic embargo kicks in USA will drown in blubber.

Denmark is also responsible for a lot of medical instruments, fish fillets, pig meat, coal tar oil, petroleum, baked goods and hearing aids into USA.

I'll quite happily eat more bacon to support Denmark.

Show threadEstarriol, lucozade dragonJan 31
@GayDeceiver you mean, Denmark builds a wall (of lego)!
Show threadLeigh SilvesterJan 31
@GayDeceiver
But, but, he won't be able to build his wall with a LEGO embargo.
Show threadAndrew DouglassJan 31
@GayDeceiver had me a little worried that I missed some news.
Show threadxinit ☕Feb 1
@GayDeceiver "Buy Trump Brand Freedom Bricks now! These all-white building blocks are 10% larger than the Communist European bricks!"