A message from Canadians:🇨🇦

Dear 🌎 World:

There is no reason for Canada to even consider the possibility let alone discuss our position as a US state.

Let me quote our Prime Minister:

"There isn't a snowball's chance in hell that Canada would become part of the United States," Trudeau "

And as a Canadian I am very annoyed whenever anyone brings up the possibility of us giving up our sovereignty.

I am not alone in feeling this, so please never ask again because some of us might not respond with a civilized reply.

Please boost this post--thanks

#US #Trump #EU #UK

@SnowshadowII

I am appalled & disgusted that #OurConvictedFelonPOTUS has even suggested this.

Sorry 😔

@SnowshadowII Trump is so out of control! His bullying our friend and ally forever is just crazy talk. Biggest, longest sigh of despair….

@SnowshadowII You are absolutely right.

... but I think it's hilarious Trump and his ilk don't even realize how much power they're offering here. Canada has a larger population than Texas and California.

A single Canada as state 51 immediately becomes the most populous state in the Union, with the loudest voice in the House.

Multiple Canadas as states 51 to 51+n get that (because they'll be default-inclined to vote as a bloc on issues that would "impact Canada"), plus the benefit of 2N+2 Senators.

Like, nobody is even asking the question of why Trump wants to shackle his country to Canada's most important issues! You'd think an ultra-nationalist like him would be like "We fought the War of 1812 for a reason," but he's not one of those "student-of-history" nationalists.

(But fr, you don't want to be a state. Why the hell would you want our problems to be your problems? You're already living in the apartment above a meth lab; who wants to move into the meth lab?)

@SnowshadowII
I boost 4 my friends in Canada, eh, SnowshadowII?
@SnowshadowII we in Mexico feel the same way, although they want to invade us we will never accept to be part of USA
@jailandrade @SnowshadowII interesting that he is kicking Mexicans out, yet he wants to take over Mexico to be part of the USA 🤪
@SnowshadowII what if Canada started a counter-movement called Make America a PunchLine Example?
@SnowshadowII Are you interested in acquiring a few States? Perhaps the Province of New England, Province of Cascadia (CA, WA, OR), and some conglomeration of Great Lakes States...
(not sure about the origin of the pic; was shared in a Slack)
@SnowshadowII the only things that should become US states are regiona in the US not already states (example: Puerto Rico)

@SnowshadowII I mean, it makes perfect sense to me that Canadians have < 0 interest in becoming part of the USA.

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would want to become part of the USA, even if the USA-Führer weren't a convicted felon.

Stay away from us, y'all. We're toxic. Send help, but do not approach.

(No really, somebody please save us.)

@SnowshadowII

Dear Canadians:

Honestly, just ignore everything that any American has to say for the next decade, if we're around that long.

Sincerely,

Don't look at me. I didn't vote for that prick.

@SnowshadowII if Canada were to be "part" of the USA it'd become an imperial possession with limited rights. A large Puerto Rico, in essence. I'd not expect American imperialism to give us Canadians any seats in their Senate, it would upset their two right-wing parties and the delicate dance of their oligarchy. They'd want a Quisling like PP to head up an illusory Parliament while they steal water, tar sands, coal, grain, and minerals.

@SnowshadowII Canada may see a swarm of refugees coming from the USA soon. Things have gone downhill rapidly since the felon took office. Trump is vindictive, and anyone not kissing his shoes is not safe.

Psalm 109:8

@SnowshadowII @jadp but would you consider making the US a new province or territory of Canada? If we throw in Greenland would that help sweeten the offer?
@SnowshadowII

This is a bipartisan issue too-- I haven't seen a leader in Canada on the left or the right express support for this.

It's just not happening.

@SnowshadowII it’s annoying they did this kind of thing in 2020 when the journalists kept asking trump and his idiot kids if they were considered postponing the election, as if that was even up to them.

And it was pissing me off because every time they asked him that question it made him think that it was up to him. Now they’re doing it with Canada. Ridiculous.

@SnowshadowII As an Australian, whose every government since 1975 has been a US puppet, I stand and applaud.
@SnowshadowII are you guys taking refugees, though? Some of us might need a way out! Lol.
@SnowshadowII As an American I completely agree with you. Most of us down here, are extremely envious of Canada and only wish we could leave. There are a lot of desperate people wanting to leave everything and head for somewhere safe, like Canada.
@SnowshadowII I also wish like hell our political leaders would quit trying to suck up to Trumpy Dumpy and just say, you want to put ridiculous tariffs on us, bring it on, (insert favourite rude name)! Trump is a bully and the only way to handle a bully is to stand up to the bastard. You might lose, but at least you'll keep your self respect.

@SnowshadowII are Canadians allowed to respond in a non civilized manner?

I thought you all had to say "sorry" a thousand times a day, just like the krishna's ...

But in all seriousness...

The audacity of them thinking that it would ever happen,.

@SnowshadowII Ditto for Australia - it’s been suggested but even the lure of free opioids, unlimited numbers of assault rifles, a third world electoral system and the greatest inequality of virtually any country on earth isn’t going to seal the deal. We, like you, have no plans to swap King Charlie the third for King Donald the Impaler
@SnowshadowII @frankcat ....yes, extreme wisdom prevails....you do not want a Clown-King as America apparently yearned for...
@havvyhh2 @SnowshadowII Yes - he has ripped up the book of common decency and civilised conventions - it never ends well for would be dictators - “And the best that you can hope for Is to die in your sleep” Don Schlitz/Kenny Rogers