Show threadano yatsuJan 27
lady, unless all this wine is for the piranhas, i'd like this movie to move on, please. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
lol, that guy just got himself a hot date AND kept her from making off with the food, he gets the first point of this movie. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
"mainly i was bored"
same, sir.
wonder what those man-eating piranhas are doing rn...
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
HEY! the piranhas still make the brbrbrbr noise. alright, we'll keep 'em. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
bout time to jump scare us with a -- YEAH, there we go. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
what a cute ambulance.
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
ah. i can see why they divorced. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
oh, are they still married? #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
aw, this poor guy, he doesn't deserve this. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
i think he wants some extra glue for his dentures... #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
maybe there's an exciting movie in here? #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
this is what happens when you don't leave a woman alone when she asks you to, chaps. take note. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
HEY! THERE'S OUR BOY! #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
listen, bro, i just saw that movie, it's real (^_^) #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
whyyyyyy #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
oh jesus, loretta.
lololololololol
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
and some more boat footage, in case you missed the director credit in the beginning. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
there's some juice in the fridge
#WrongMovie #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
"a red hot poker"
is THAT what you're into?
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
OH, so tyler's in on the whole thing, huh? tisk tisk tisk
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
suddenly the boat is restored to its former CG glory, and our winged piranha boy floats across the hall in a nice tux and top hat. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
tyler gave up his secret pretty quick. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
and when do the fish bite his nuts off for real? #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
"bitch"
most hilarious line of this film so far.
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
lol, that movie just faked us out. rude. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
oh wait, no it didn't poor chap didn't get 5 full minutes on screen. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
aw, okay, i was fine with the fish when they ate the mean ladies, but they made this nice guy sad, i don't think i like them rn. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
yeah, if mutant fish ate my son(?) i too would start building bombs. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
BYE mrs wilson. šŸ¤¦ #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
wow, those little fishes really get up to speed huh. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
THIS couple is driving me insane. is the husband the guy who played the warden in shawshank? #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
crowd: "we want fish"
crowd: gets fish.
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
so, are these fish also vampires? they only seem to go for people's necks. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
Gabby, RIP
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
wake up, we've almost floated off this film!
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
"words cannot describe the trouble we're in"
yes they can: You're still in this film.
#monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
oops. flying vampire fish found the humans trying to break into their nest. sorry guys, we swear we didn't taken anything. just left a couple of welcoming gifts, that's all. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
sir what are you doing, you're gonna -- welp. had to get that explosion in somehow, i guess. good thing for him the piranhas were distracted. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
and this is why it's dangerous to go wreck diving, kids. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
oo no, absolutely not. swimming through tight little corridors without my o2 tank. no. no no. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsu
were you gonna pull the anchor up before you-- no? okay. #monsterdon #piranha2
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Show threadano yatsuJan 27
lolol that poor buoy, just BLAMO! he went for a ride. good for him. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
and the third wheel is dead, and the nuclear family is back together, as is only proper in 1978. i am surprised the apparently sexually active teens lived tho. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadano yatsuJan 27
anyhow, that movie wasn't exactly great, but it was far too good for #monsterdon . Piranha 1 was the correct choice.
Show threadJ RileyJan 27
@yatsu Dad and son begin to morn the dead of mother. The recently-deflowered girl is just standing thereā€¦ awkwardly. #monsterdon #piranha2
Show threadrdmJan 27

@ohiofi @yatsu
Corman has a history of surprise survivors. Bonking is not a death sentence with him. Nor is being coloured, queer, or anything else in particular. Mind you, none of these things are armour, either.

Paycheck size also isn't armour.