What if a #WokeMindVirus actually existed?
Vegan transgender socialists would immediately start a brewery where they would mix the beer and the virus.
The beer would be called "Adolf's beer". 🤔 No, that's too obvious. What about "Patriotic beer" or "Beer for Men" (Subtitle: one of the TWO genders).
All the hardcore rightchickenwingers would drink the stuff and become really woke overnight and would send their children to school again. (You know the sex change clinics).

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