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😍 M. C. Escher style 🥰
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Easy peezy, lemon squeezy!
@catsalad Just stretch the brick after running it under the heat gun.
@kopio @catsalad The middle part still wouldn't fit? 😆
@catsalad tfw you’d need a Tardis to assemble the Lego set
@schrotthaufen @catsalad maybe these are the directions for the Tardis Lego edition?
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It's called "sprint planning" and it's actually very classy
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@catsalad Maybe the carpet doesn't match the curtains

@benteg @catsalad

It's the sixty degree angles that bother me the most about that. You just can't do those angles with Legos.

@JeffGrigg I suppose the 'nice' thing about a Penrose triangle is that the inner angles are 90 degrees at the vertices.

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@JeffGrigg @benteg @catsalad just Lego/LEGO
https://legonotlegos.com/

Love that that site exists

LEGO not Legos

LEGO® is a registered trademark of the LEGO group, but all too often it is referred to incorrectly as Legos or LEGOs. This is a simple site to help people understand the difference.

@benteg @catsalad You've been to Ikea again, haven't you.
@anne_twain @catsalad To the lego store.
But there's some funny mind-blowing stuff at ikea too.
(Don't search for "ikea paradöx", I warned you)
@dianea @benteg @catsalad
You are all gonna make my brain asplode!
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It’s the wrong side around, you have to try again. 🤷‍♂️
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A toy from young Escher.
@dianea @benteg @catsalad @aks the most upsetting thing about this are the fake Lego blocks.
@kitschpig those are Duplo bricks, a brand of Lego for toddlers
@jakjak nice try - Lego for toddlers and would be smaller, not bigger, to fit their tiny hands.
@kitschpig you're right... Likely pleasantly flavoured too, to entice the young ones
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Attached: 1 image Penrose triangle rendered using cubes. This is impossible to render by depth sorting cube primitives or by using a conventional z-buffer. There was some trickery involved that I was unsure would work as well as it did #genuary #genuary11 #genuary2025 #processing #CreativeCoding #GenArt #GenerativeArt

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@benteg @catsalad excellent lego bill cipher!

My brain just had an adverse reaction to LEGO, which is a new one.

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@benteg @catsalad Brick Bending (on youtube) could do it I’m sure!

@benteg @catsalad

"Step 3a: shatter reality into a non-Euclidean fever dream..." ;)

@rl_dane @benteg @catsalad Have you ever played Echochrome (on Sony PSP)? ​

@cinnamon @catsalad @benteg

No, but I have seen demos of non-Euclidean minecraft mods, and they were pretty trippy. ;)

@benteg @catsalad ahh, this brings back fond memories of making a 3-d model of this shape in AutoCAD in high-school drafting class

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ist das das erste Aufgabenblatt in der MPU? Hatte mal sowas ähnliches gehört: hier hamm'se 3 Kugeln; jetzt stapeln sie die mal....

wer anfängt darf aufstehen und gehen.
Kann aber auch beim Einstellungstest in der Personalabtelung gewesen sein, oder???

@benteg @catsalad
😍 M. C. Escher style 🥰
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M.C. Escher lässt grüßen.
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No rubber brick included?
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@catsalad What? It's a single nub, easy peasy for a brick stretcher.
@DFWInfoStudent @catsalad
Is that Brick Bending's 2nd channel?
https://youtu.be/ABnWBeozBds
When LEGO bricks get seriously twisted

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@catsalad it's clearly an isometric perspective drawing with perfectly aligned corners requesting direct downward vertical movement,

it's just that the arrows are unfortunately positioned, probably by someone thinking in such terms and not in practical ones, such as:

"which holes would an end user be trying to align"

@estelle @catsalad You may be right on the money here, there's a diagram in the thread that shows this.
The "unfortunate positioning" is further proof of Legos decline, as described in the thread linked. Just uninterested in the possibilities as a toy, and wanting to milk licensing to no end.

https://donotsta.re/objects/6044448a-52b4-4f76-8cfb-2e0ffd07778c

Wanda (@mwk@donotsta.re)

lego, enshittification, long rant

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I believe you'll need a hex wrench for that.

@catsalad Megablocks just can’t compete
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