los angeles crypto bros reporting that they lost their life's savings because they had their seed phrase stored in their house is exactly why cryptocurrency is way better than a regular bank (/s)

@molly0xfff @davidgerard

#LAFires #LosAngeles #LosAngelesFires #crypto #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #btc #seedphrase

@cryptadamist @[email protected] and then when one of their multiple seed phrase copies is stolen: "well you shouldn't have made copies"

@molly0xfff @cryptadamist

One is none, two is unsafe.

Maybe they should have sent a copy to the moon.😅

@doctormo @molly0xfff @cryptadamist send all the keys with Leon to Mars. He will be the richest man on the planet.

@doctormo @molly0xfff @cryptadamist

I regret to report that I was once contacted by someone involved with a project to "send a bitcoin to the Moon".

I told him that I would not participate in anything regarding cryptocurrencies and neither should he.

@molly0xfff @cryptadamist

They could always store their seed in a safe deposit box 😁

@cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

With full power of your own money you have full responsibility.

It is like having all your savings cash under the mattress. Probably not a great idea. But it does show an important property of both cash and bitcoin. If you truly own something it is yours to lose.

There is value in having money that is truly mine. With democracy in the middle of a slow motion train wreck collapse in the US I hope the partly sane part of the US will see the value.

@cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

Not really sure why I try anymore. Bitcoin is now so deeply partisan in the US. I will not convince anyone...

Sorry for bothering you

@emil @cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

Have fun ~staying~ making yourself poor!

@Orb2069 @cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

I never advocated bitcoin as a way to get rich.

But yeah, you really proved my point that I should not try and have these discussions. Maybe that is what you want? Who want discussions when you can laugh at the other side together about how stupid they are?

@emil @Orb2069 @molly0xfff @davidgerard one side is a lot stupider than the other

@cryptadamist @Orb2069 @molly0xfff @davidgerard

we even agree on which side that is. But I really want some of the core ideas to spread to the sane part of the tech community.

Because I think we share a lot of values. People on mastodon probably care about decentralization, encryption, and open source software.

That we need to protect rights we had in analog society in the digital. Privacy, permission less payments, etc...

I am doing it again... Starting my rant.

@cryptadamist @Orb2069 @molly0xfff @davidgerard

I'll stop arguing with people on the internet now and go on a long walk with my dog. Have a nice day!

@emil @Orb2069 @molly0xfff @davidgerard

> People on mastodon probably care about decentralization, encryption, and open source software.

we do care about those things which is why we regard crypto as inherently demonic.

i've been a crypto sceptic on and off for two years. in that time i've noticed a clear trend where crypto sceptics routinely use decentralized tools and crypto advocates literally never do. it's just about the money. the "decentralization" is a facade designed to fleece rubes. it's just trump for finance: appeal to a thing people know they want (decentralization), rail against elites (the banks, which are legitimately evil) and then just lie and defraud relentlessly.

@emil @Orb2069 @molly0xfff @davidgerard the idea that crypto bros care about open source software (the actual thing) and not just "open source software" (the label which appeals to people's anti-big tech feelings) is straight up laughable outside of like 0.1% of the group.

@emil @cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

Cryptocurrency AFAICT has always been concerned with 'rights' in the American libertarian sense - that is, the weird intellectual oubliette where government is a massive foe, but also incompetent and easy to defeat, and performs no positive service, but is always and solely the only possible curtailer of rights.

Nah, I'm thinking we leave them to rot.

@Orb2069 @cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

God knows I have had enough with that from the other side as well with the "have fun staying poor" shit

@emil @cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

You scrambling to dump your bags on idiot preppers isn't the scintillating discussion you think it is.

@Orb2069 @cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

Do you think everyone that advocates for bitcoin has that agenda?

@emil @cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

The protocol itself is only interesting in a "man bites dog" way - congrats on finding a way to make unnecessary complexity useful.

IME Everyone else is pushing it as a solution for something (you included), when it's -at it's best- a CS party trick. Whether or not they're doing it in bad faith is really the only variable.

@Orb2069 @emil @molly0xfff @davidgerard eh, i'd say monero & ethereum (and to a lesser extent bitcoin) are a bit more than "a CS party trick". they're actually pretty impressive when you work with them. the problem is that second part: literally everyone in crypto is operating in bad faith trying to present an interesting distributed data store as literally money, which is not what it is.

https://universeodon.com/@rdviii@famichiki.jp/113786491524377189

Rod Van Meter (@[email protected])

@[email protected] the distributed ledger is a fantastic idea and an interesting data structure, and probably useful in a lot of distributed systems problems at the scale of, say, a web server farm or distributed storage system with a small number of replicas. But it is NOT NOT NOT, in the original design, something that should be used at global scale, and a lot of the academic literature is small patches on a fundamentally misused idea.

Famichiki

@cryptadamist @emil @molly0xfff @davidgerard

They're complex, and complex things are all interesting, but compared to cache invalidation or fourier transformations?

@Orb2069 @emil @molly0xfff @davidgerard i dunno i am a hardcore sceptic who literally thinks crypto is demonic and fwiw i used to take the "CS party trick" side but then i actually worked with the chains a bit and now i actually think the ethereum virtual machien is kind of an impressive technical achievement. ymmv.

https://cryptadamus.substack.com/p/cryptocurrency-is-a-hideous-monstrosity

Cryptocurrency Is A Hideous Monstrosity Made Out Of Computers And Greed That Is About To Devour The World

The prophecies of The Oracle Of Tulips are about to be realized.

The Cryptocalypse Chronicles
@cryptadamist @Orb2069 @emil @molly0xfff i have always said bitcoin/crypto is genuinely technically interesting, if only in the "what in God's name even is that thing" and "WHYYYY" senses
@davidgerard @cryptadamist @Orb2069 @emil @molly0xfff Definitely. It's cool for technical reasons, but the "why" is always incredibly stupid. Techbros will shit out incredibly complex hybrid p2p/centralized networks with complex systems to come to consensus on state of the whole network only to use it for printing Monopoly Money & obsoleting space heaters.
@jackemled @davidgerard @Orb2069 @emil @molly0xfff if you think of it more as "a decentralized unkillable data store" and not as "money" it's easier to see why it's impressive i think. but yeah we're still looking for an actual use case.
@cryptadamist @davidgerard @Orb2069 @emil @molly0xfff Yeah exactly. It can do that, but WORM memory isn't something people want to use anymore, & a blockchain is kind of WORM. You can't delete stuff later, & when you overwrite something the old version is still there. That's good for version management, except you can't delete unnecessary versions to free space on everyone's computers.
@cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard Oh, they still have the Bitcoins: they are associated with their «address» on the blockchain even though they can no longer access them…
@cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard they will soon learn off site replication 😅
@cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard Today's Acronym of the Day is SPOF: Single Point Of Failure.
@davidgerard @cryptadamist @molly0xfff couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys. Somehow apt that climate change exacerbated by the gratuitous consumption of energy for no tangible benefit leads to them getting wiped out. Some days you burn the planet, others, the planet burns you…

@cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard

not as though they lost anything, cryptos do not actually exist, they are just a scam and money laundering ploy.

@cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard I've considered the idea of turning a root password into an elaborately styled graffiti tag and tagging it on dumpsters all over the city.
@[email protected]
This is one of the intended properties, a similarity to cash.
But one shouldn't store a lot of cash at home as everyone knows 🙂.
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@cryptadamist @molly0xfff @davidgerard IMO they stopped being "savings" the moment real money was converted into a virtual asset.