GrumpyBunGot broadband for just ninety-eight ($)
But my ISP, it died the next day
It's a blue screen of death on Cyber Monday
It's a Geek Squad callback two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like latency on Black Friday
It's a free month when you've already paid
It's the IT advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures
Satori 🌷 
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