Mastodawn

On the left honeycomb, on the right yellowman. I hope this clears up Northern Ireland for you all.

@Printdevil Our thing is exactly the average of these two specimens.

@sbszine Part of me wants to do a "The King in Yellowman" picture

It sounds like a very local CoC Adventure too.

@Printdevil I've never been at home to yellowman. It's like taking honeycomb and thinking: "surely we can make this worse for your teeth?"

@devilsjunkshop You cannot criticise it's Ronseal nature though.

Also the fact it's only sold at things that sound like they're from the Wickerman.

"Ould Lammas Fair" Yes that sounds perfectly normal, and not folk horror occult.

@Printdevil From wiki: "In 1979 King Puck was flown to Belfast in order to attend the Ould Lammas Fair in Ballycastle."

Yes, yes, totally normal business...

@devilsjunkshop Yellowman 1-3 damage (to teeth), -1d6 SAN.

@Printdevil "Best Before Dec 2012" Did you get that from my dad's pantry?

@strangequark Beside the Wotsits yes.