An #ageverification story in two parts

@alexhaydock The Internet is for Porn!

One cannot block porn!

@schenklklopfer @alexhaydock A network requires three things to take off, and porn is one of them.
@alexhaydock Also a story of a really good PR department.

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unstable governments facing internet shutdowns

That’s not too far off from what’s being done here. 

@alexhaydock This is not a "false alarm". This actually *is* an internet shutdown, just happening in very slow motion.

And the government in question is anything but stable. The Speaker of the House is holding onto his job by his fingernails. I think that 2nd tweet is going to age very poorly.

@kagan My reading is that the "false alarm" part refers to this being an anomaly, I. e. they agree with you.
@alexhaydock "The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it" -- John Gilmore. Latest example: porn viewing in red states via VPN.
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Yeah but that was back when the internet was still a net with many point to point links rather than the hierarchical, straitjacketed bottlenecks we have now.
@alexhaydock Not an *entirely* false alarm though...
@alexhaydock I mean, "unstable government shutting down (parts of) the internet" does fit this situation

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part 3: VPN are forbidden for consumers. Companies have to implement pr0n filtering.

@alexhaydock “In other news, ProtonVPN will begin hosting a Content Delivery Network for PornHub to reduce transit costs.”
@alexhaydock tbh, i think they were right the first time (ie not a false alarm)
@alexhaydock @mcc I do not think the alarm is “false”, they’ve just determined the specific feature of developing authoritarianism that is driving the observable behavior
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>Typically, we see such spikes from countries with unstable governments

I mean technically they weren't wrong.
@alexhaydock who could have predicted this? Nobody, absolutely nobody!

@alexhaydock why not both

although I'll also mention the first time I signed up for a VPN, it was for a third reason: my ISP was having some horrible issues that took them a month to finally fix so I had to use a VPN to get out of my ISP's network at a different endpoint on the opposite side of the country because that was *still* better ping to final fantasy XIV

@alexhaydock new game: unstable democracy or porn ban?