Ontploffing BoerJan 4
SwiftOnSecurity
They cannot stop us," Director Spencer gesticulated to rocket launching miles away for the 4th time today, another preparing to return in distance after delivering femtosats faster than the Chinese could down them, burning into high-atmo. "They cannot stop us owning the future."
Jan 3 at 8:39pmWeb
Show threadCharlie TristeJan 3
@SwiftOnSecurity what is this from?
Show threadfamousringoJan 3

@SwiftOnSecurity the solution to Kessler Syndrome:

Just put satellites in orbit faster than they crash into each other.

Show threadviqJan 4
@famousringo @JessTheUnstill @SwiftOnSecurity it sounds like "Gauss cannon" does what you say, but I'm not convinced this solves the issue 🤔
Show threadMaximilian Overdraft, Esq.Jan 3

@SwiftOnSecurity

They meant pwning the future.