I'm mad that "cooking" with the quotes can't be a hashtag

it's the most appropriate hashtag in the list

@moira I’m troubled that they don’t specify what the green things are. That’s clearly not a mint garnish.
@arjache @moira I think you used to be able to get green maraschino cherries easier. When I tried making a similar-looking eggnog pie recipe, I was disappointed to realize even canned fruit cocktail just isn't colorful like that anymore.

@attoparsec @arjache Yeah, I am assuming they're alt-colour maraschino cherries because there's not a separate ingredient that they could be.

and yes I checked the list, pimento isn't in it

@moira @attoparsec Oh right, I’d forgotten those were a thing. The existence of which is troubling in their own right.

I was hoping for pistachio, personally.

@moira For a solid minute I sat there completely confusing Miracle with Cool whip (wHip.) Like, there's no possible way that could be what it is, it actually sounds kind of good if that is whipped cream and not fake whipped egg and oil product. Just completely broke my brain.

I thought the green chunks were fruitcake fruit (I think they have the green cherries in there)

I still kind of want to make it, and the fruitcake stuff should be going on clearance soon...

@moira I mean at least it doesn't involve spam and/or olives in Jello.

@randy_s doooo iiiiiit

and report back

assuming you survive xD

@moira progress so far https://mefi.social/@randy_s/113778487942107001 i have hopes that it’ll taste better after freezing, not high hopes but hopes
Randy_underscore_S (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image In this thread i document at the miracle whip yule log recipe by yours truly:

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Loved MiracleWhip and peanut butter sandwiches.