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CBC.ca: Police search for 2 suspects after male had bike stolen while attempting to rob bank in Hamilton Mountain
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/hamilton-attempted-bank-robbery-1.7420779

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Police search for 2 suspects after male had bike stolen while attempting to rob bank in Hamilton Mountain | CBC News

Hamilton police are looking for two males, one who, they say, attempted to rob a bank and the other for stealing the would-be robber's bike.

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@Daveography Sounds like the bank robber falls under: "If it wasn't for bad luck, he'd have no luck at all" category.
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Like they said about Willie the Wimp, that's not a news story. That's a song.
@Daveography I'm confused, is the second suspect the one who stole his bike? Is that karma, schadenfreude, other?
@Daveography turns out the only way to get the police to give a shit about your stolen bike is to rob a bank. Who knew.

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Sounds like a great opening to a Bon Cop Bad Cop sequel! 😂