Listen, this cat previously had a #guillotine in his front yard and a collection of stuffed animals that random passers-by could decapitate whenever he came out with a key to unlock it. He built the guillotine for our regional #burningman festival (#burningflipside what what) and it went over smashingly. Unfortunately, the City of Austin code enforcement had something to say about it, and he had to move the guillotine to his back yard. Are we going hard enough? No, we are not going hard enough.