Mastodawn

Just got told off via email by a Jam (Jelly in the US) producer.

They're refusing to print my personalised labels for Mrs B's Christmas preserves. Apparently "Crack on Toast" is "inappropriate".

If they saw how long a jar lasts Mrs B once opened, they might reconsider.

Craic?

I'm thinking of asking for "cracking on toast" like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit might say.

I suspect they will

A) Think I'm taking the piss, and
B) Get wise to the fact I'm just going to cross out "ing" on the labels

Become ungovernable!