Looks like we're starting with cool music and a picture of M 33?

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These spiders need Jesus?

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Preachers are above the law. You heard it here first.

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RED PHONES ARE HOT

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Why did the stock footage include a Saturn V? Is that supposed to represent NASA/Science(tm)?

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I can't help, but think that an x-ray source detected at long range would be frying the townfolk?

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Spiderwebs. It's a start.

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So the B-52 crashed?

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Accurate quick overview of stellar stuff, but I'm bothered by them showing the Pleiades instead of an H-R diagram.

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Okay, nevermind. That lecture went off the rails.

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Oh, good. Finally someone comments on the radiation levels being dangerous.

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So, how quickly can a giant spider skeletonize a cow?

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Velikovsky namedrop, compare with Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

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Come on, spider, eat them...

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I guess compare those spider egg geodes (with diamonds) with Weaubleau eggs. (which probably come from an impact event in Missouri)

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Apparently the spiders don't really like the taste of human and gave up quickly.

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I'm pretty sure that the sheriff is corrupt enough that you can just cut a deal with him

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Okay, finally some larger spiders

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"energy photograph"

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black holes do not work like that

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Go giant spider, go!

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The car took out that giant spider :(

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Helicopter shot of the spider is cool.

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...Did the incestuous pedophile die in a fire?

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Yes, spider kaiju!

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I do not like this technobabble

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Also, an obvious neutron initiator would be PuBe, which unfortunately fits with the movie's scuzzieness

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Wait, I'm pretty sure that the spider used pyrokinesis to explode those cars

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"I've got a man from NASA and he knows what he's doing!"

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I'm pretty sure that bullets are effective against these spiders. Like just use a bigger gun? Or go full 1950s and get a bazooka?

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I feel like this is what the Godmonster would be if the monster(s) were actually dangerous

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Did the helicopter just drop the neutron initiator?

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