@nixCraft damn you, I had to really laugh for a few seconds there. I have to share this very bad dad joke with my team next week
@nixCraft Will run again soon, very soon.
@nixCraft every minute of every day in fact

@nixCraft BTW, I recently learned that replacing the 5 asterisks with "@Reboot", will let me run a job whenever the computer starts.

I wanted that because I was on travel when the power company notified me of possible blackouts, and while I *think* my computers should all come back after a power outage, I'd like to know they did...