George PearkesDid you know that @adamcarstens lives in Oregon and has never seen @portlandia? #TruthAboutCarstens
It's a fact that @adamcarstens once created an election model without reading the delegate rules first #TruthAboutCarstens #SlanderTwitter
I was horrified to discover that @adamcarstens believes MLB should use aluminum bats. #FactsAboutCarstens #BasedBall
This should have been #TruthAboutCarstens but there are so many anti-Carstens hashtags these days. #NeverCarstens #DuckHunting