I do not give a flying fuck about xmas. My friend found this incredibly dodgy, unlicensed, Grinch advent calendar and gave it to me for a laugh. Today, I opened the first one.
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There's a layer of plastic wrap inside the flap that needed to be sliced.
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Day One is this laser cut piece of crap plastic with a sticker of the Grinch on one side 😀 Excellent. Low expectations met! Let's see what tomorrow brings...
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Day two of Grinchmas is this very crappily printed sticker on some laser cut plastic. Yes, it is this blurry 😀 Sadly no sign of a piece of coal yet.
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I am beginning to sense a theme here 🤔
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Hey, day four turns out to be this piece of crap! 😀
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For Day Five sadly there's no coal. There is, however, this junk:
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Day Six and I am very sad to announce that there's still no sign of any coal.
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Day Seven is this poorly printed crap 😀
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A bonus, I spy some gold thread under this one. Must be to string up all this junk!
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Day 8 of Craptimus brings this crap!
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Day Nine and I get the feeling the manufacturers were starting to run out of fucks to give.
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They got a bit motivated for Day Ten.
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Day Eleven. Still crappy. Still blurry! No coal.
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Day twelve. What drug induced psychosis is this.
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Day Thirteen. I think it's meant to say Merry Christmas but as usual, terrible print.
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Day Fourteen is this.....
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By now I'd accept a heart two sizes too small but here we are. Day fifteen.
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Day sixteen and the mounting hole is so poorly done a thread would just fall out.
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Day Seventeen and they haven't bothered trying to put a hole in this so I guess you just thread through the gap?
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Day Eighteen and my low expectations continue to be met. Still no sign of coal, sadly.
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Day Nineteen and it feels like CBF is creeping in again
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Day Twenty and things have not improved.
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Day Twenty One and it took some effort to get this one out as it's so large. Still a piece of crap!
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Day Twenty two and still no coal. *sad trombone*
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Day twenty three, one more to go. Still no sign of coal. Still a piece of crap.
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Day twenty four and look at this crap! WHERE'S THE COAL!
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@vwdasher Oi! What happened to days 22-25????
I bet you found some coal, and didn't want to tell anyone, you scumbag!!!!
@chewie Oh I found it!
https://masto.nu/deck/@vwdasher/tagged/adventcalendar2024
So worth the wait too!
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@sister_ratched Right now they're all back in the original box under each flap.
Maybe they need a burnt stick.
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