I was just cleaning up my Notepad++ tabs and found this. I have no idea what I was doing and have no idea what this means.
I have found a use for Zaon the Destroyer. My silly little goblin ukulele bard who accidentally sets things on fire with the music stuck in her head is a huge fan of the series and writes #Zaon fan fiction.

She totally ships Zaon and Skyler.
#Skylon #Zayler

For it was foretold in the ancient Notepad.
What is the proper name for Inga Firestorm's Zaon x Skyler ship?

#Zaon #TheAncientNotepad
Zayler
28.6%
Skylon
71.4%
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@julie
I really want to see an all goblin party full of goblins just like your bard! That would be perfect. Ruinously perfect.
How about the goblin ukulele bard who accidentally sets things on fire with the music in her head and writes Zaon slashfic, an elf thief whose pet weasel secretly runs an underground crime ring, a dwarf paladin bisexual disaster, and an ace half-elf druid who's the only normal one of the bunch- who are all stuck working at a tourist trap "adventure tours" company, leading tourists on pretend fantasy adventures?

@Kalshann

@julie

[sighs] I've played forever, but I've not gotten to play with this sort of 'All Chaos Gremlin / All Madcap' group! Closest I've come is an all rogue group that the DM shut down after the first game. [small pout]

Yes, I'd love to see/play/run something like that! lol

@Kalshann The goblin and elf are PCs I've played. The other two are still in development for the book I'm attempting to write about the four of them accidentally ending up on a real adventure together.
@julie
See, when others talk about writing methods and where inspiration comes from - I get quiet because I'm not sure how to explain this to a non-gamer, but damn if this doesn't make perfect sense to me!
Right? I've literally been two of the characters. I can't think of any way to better understand a character than that!

The elf is basically my imaginary best friend at this point and I may be (absolutely am) slowly turning into the human version of her. But how do you explain that to someone who hasn't played an RPG without sounding like you have a personality disorder?

@Kalshann

@julie
I mean, I've played with people who still gave me looks like I was the mad man at the table for talking like that! lol

ttrpgs aren't therapy technically, but they can be ~really~ helpful for learning who you are and what you want!

The current story I'm working on are two previous pcs from a game we were told would be one thing then turned into grimdark nonsense, so it's me trying to make a "proper" story for them instead!

@julie I'd like to read the rest of the novel
@julie keep it! it might become important later.... very important it seems
@julie it could be an idea for an ask me anything. AmaZ(a)on the destroyer. And this joke would have worked better if I could spell in my head without having to type it out.