JPNew sticker idea.
Just Another Amy
Malcolm Herbert@daedalus in high school one of my friends changed the MacOS shutdown message to "it is now safe to pour water into your macintosh"
Cycling Stu@daedalus safe for whom tho?
Royce Williams@daedalus It was 1995. "Internet" should be capitalized! 😢
Andrew Harvey@daedalus my wife’s parents used to turn off the internet every night. In 2015.
James White@andrewharvey @daedalus what did they know
@colourfool @daedalus They learned the hard way that the internet is where the scammers are.
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSCIt is now safe to turn your computer off, you have corrected all the grammar
@daedalus this one feels personal.
Adam Kent@daedalus Oblig XKCD: "I can't come to bed, this is important. Someone is wrong on the internet!"
MemeSinyx@daedalus, everybody wants to be your enemy!
#Guigui 🇫🇷@daedalus You're not safe from being turned off.
Jeroen Baert@daedalus Love this series :)
Code of Amor 💘@daedalus @spacekookie Cow is looking at you from the bushes. Won't let you turn off your computer.
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Fuse ViewsJust for future reference, apply an undercoat of "olive drab" paint and then apply the wording:
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
Just be sure that you've left no fingerprints...
...in case the bomb squad "take an interest" in your work!
Josh Justice
kuki 
@daedalus i think this is the exact thing some primal instinct of someone is saying while the person is doomscrolling
Max Fuxjäger@daedalus can we get this one but with „turn on“?
Michael@daedalus This has been driving me insane for about twelve hours now, what is the original quote and its context for this one?
Somebody please put me out of my misery.
Jordan Hatch
sodiboo 
@daedalus are you "safe" right now?