JPNew sticker idea.
Just Another Amy
Malcolm Herbert@daedalus in high school one of my friends changed the MacOS shutdown message to "it is now safe to pour water into your macintosh"
Cycling Stu@daedalus safe for whom tho?
Royce Williams@daedalus It was 1995. "Internet" should be capitalized! 😢
Andrew Harvey@daedalus my wife’s parents used to turn off the internet every night. In 2015.
James White@andrewharvey @daedalus what did they know
@colourfool @daedalus They learned the hard way that the internet is where the scammers are.
A-nom-nom-nom-aly BSC SSCIt is now safe to turn your computer off, you have corrected all the grammar
@daedalus this one feels personal.
Adam Kent@daedalus Oblig XKCD: "I can't come to bed, this is important. Someone is wrong on the internet!"
MemeSinyx@daedalus, everybody wants to be your enemy!
#Guigui 🇫🇷@daedalus You're not safe from being turned off.
Jeroen Baert@daedalus Love this series :)
Code of Amor 💘@daedalus @spacekookie Cow is looking at you from the bushes. Won't let you turn off your computer.
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Josh Justice
kuki 
@daedalus i think this is the exact thing some primal instinct of someone is saying while the person is doomscrolling
Max Fuxjäger@daedalus can we get this one but with „turn on“?
Michael@daedalus This has been driving me insane for about twelve hours now, what is the original quote and its context for this one?
Somebody please put me out of my misery.
Jordan Hatch
sodiboo 
@daedalus are you "safe" right now?
Max Effort@daedalus maybe it's never computer to turn on safe...
✧✦Catherine✦✧@daedalus ... and that's why I will keep doing it!
EndlessMason@daedalus do not the computer
@daedalus Also “Turn off the computer. It was not safe to turn on in the first place"
Jeff GriggOperating computers enable Skynet.
allrite@daedalus "Otherwise the computer will turn on you."
@daedalus Mind you, does anyone know how to turn on a computer? Mine always seem quite disinterested.
Aprettyture! [0172]@daedalus at least take it out to dinner first
-carrie
-carrie
@daedalus Now I wish I had a black laptop.
Justin Myers@daedalus
Now _that_ takes me back.
Now _that_ takes me back.
Bruce@daedalus I want these stickers to put on everyone's computers at work!
Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️@daedalus I'd buy some
To #Flancia and beyond!@daedalus that orange, spot on going from memory at least
Ben Bradley@daedalus "Power switch considered harmful"
Shlee booped around &
kaimac
Merk@daedalus Frankly, it’s not even safe to be around a computer. Someone else may have turned it on.
southie wusky@daedalus wasn't this in a whole tumblr of windows 9x creepypasta stuff a decade ago, or something very similar to it
Atkelar@daedalus ...just when you thought it was safe to go back online...
Turing complete chair@daedalus You can't turn off your computer, there are enemies nearby.
Colin@archydragon @daedalus How many of them are inside the computer though?
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@archydragon @daedalus
[disregards warning]
<click>
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
[disregards warning]
<click>
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Jeff Forcier@archydragon @daedalus You must gather your party before turning off your computer
Fleur Vervenne@daedalus a friend i had had something similar, as his wallpaper
@daedalus a friend of mine had a wallpaper like this, saying "ITs now save to throw away your computer.
Speaktrap@daedalus Never was. Never will be.
bluerootsradio@daedalus Why I keep my eyes closed when I do.
mav 
@daedalus
Oh I would definitely make a bunch of these for Defcon
It's very Robert Morris's apocryphal laws for computer security
spmatich vk3spm 
@daedalus I know some grownups that still play minecraft
Darth Tiktaalik 🏳️⚧️@daedalus Luckily I've never tried to seduce mine