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Inquisitor Sponge@gamingonlinux I'll take corporate lies for 500, Alex.
cerement“Microsoft Security”? the same team that can’t even verify their own Microsoft Defender?
Kevin Beaumont (@[email protected])
Attached: 2 images I am once again asking Microsoft Security to help the Microsoft Security team add themselves as a publisher on their Microsoft Defender Security Intelligence app, it's had no verified publisher for 6 months now - it's just teaching customers to accept unverified apps.
Ozzelot 
@gamingonlinux A black hole always open to stealing your data.
warpspaceOpen for Malware!
Flaky@gamingonlinux pictures to send to linux users to give them an aneurysm
Elzen@gamingonlinux @lebout2canap They should indicate on the slide that it's said from the NSA point of view.
mmu_man
Fuxle 
🔜EF30@gamingonlinux Is the kernel open source? I don't think so ... or they mean your data is "open" to Microsoft and their advertising company partners etc.
SunDancer@gamingonlinux "open" as in "most vulnerable"? XD
luke__666@SunDancer @gamingonlinux That was exactly my first thought.
cmdrSprocket@SunDancer @gamingonlinux yeah, open as a barn door
Roxanne
eLearningTechie@gamingonlinux If by 'open' they mean security gaps, then maayybee...
__Miguel_
jelte@gamingonlinux Ah, they finally got to the "Security and privacy" section of the talk
Pug@gamingonlinux It's not April fools, microsoft 🤣
@gamingonlinux Only if its the most "open" operating system to steal your data
slembcke@gamingonlinux Yeah... corporate keynotes. I forget the verbiage they used, but a few years ago they basically said Windows kicked off the internet revolution in the 90's, coming just short of saying they invented it.
deBaer@slembcke @gamingonlinux We all remember installing third-party TCP/IP stacks on Windows because it didn't include any deep into the 90s. ;-)
0xThylacineiirc it was: "Windows95. Built for the internet"
which received the classic response: "Unix. Built the internet."
@gamingonlinux fake news.
@gamingonlinux where is that so we can sue them?
@gamingonlinux I could keep my mouth shut:
alcinnz@gamingonlinux Worth a lawsuite...
@gamingonlinux So open is fights against trying to report problems
0mega
Brick Duck@gamingonlinux lol. lmao, even.
Mai@gamingonlinux truly one of the operating systems of all time
dbat 
@gamingonlinux Open windows. Makes sense. They never quite close again.
the creatures fka "avie!!"
Thomas Brand@gamingonlinux they mean open to attacks right???
Xerz 💗@gamingonlinux …………..what the actual hell
Nikhil 🐧@gamingonlinux they are referring the security side 😂
Саша Морс, here we go again...
Sashin@gamingonlinux Ohhhh I know this trick that corporations use, it's called "lying"
Robots can be gay deal with it@gamingonlinux Open to malware, kernel level malware.
Cubey Terra@gamingonlinux "Open"?? Ahaha 😆
Mark@gamingonlinux open to malware clearly. Not sure one would like to win this contest, though.
Benjamin@gamingonlinux Wiiiiiide open
Adam R. Wood@gamingonlinux I believe the expression is "pull the other one"
JackPearse@gamingonlinux LOL. LOL. ROFL. LOL.
@gamingonlinux I don't know if this is still true, but there was a time when the presence of a single externally accessible Windows machine on your network was enough to fail even the slackest of security reviews. "Open" indeed.
der.hans@gamingonlinux they spelled vulnerable wrong
or maybe that's a slide from the red team
echopapa
Giancarlo Dessì
Willow "Wolveric" Catkin"If Windows was an elevator, you'd be scared to use that elevator"
- William Osman on a podcast recently (apparently)
Trafotin@gamingonlinux I was so upset they took down the stream for this like 24 hours later, but it's back baby!
The deafening silence when Recall was shilled was glorious.
Robert Link@gamingonlinux The Nazis are in and the BigLie is standard procedure now.
RockManJoe
ttk (DO1TTK) 
@gamingonlinux Still more opennthan Red Hat ©️ Enterprise Linux ™️
Vint Prox@gamingonlinux It's a trick just so we could say:
- "Open" my ass!
Nfoonf@gamingonlinux @cstross if you measure in CVEs quite correct.
Pete@gamingonlinux It's certainly open to hackers!
Wulfy—Speaker to the machinesMicrosoft is really bad at standup comedy.
DarkRat@gamingonlinux *regarding security vulnerabilities
kira :3@gamingonlinux -threat actors
lemgandi@gamingonlinux Open to whom?