If I hadn’t already committed to being a #childlesscatlady, this delayed flight full of more kids than Miss Frizzle’s bus would have pushed me over the edge. 
@aronow “Hey kids! See that big red lever over there under the little window? Go pull it down for a fun*** surprise!
(***for me)”
@aronow One of the advantages of being an Aunt is that you get to hand them back.