PSiReN-X 
#IF we can get the #PrideOrange #WarMachine to run on #LemonBarleyWater, #LetsDoThat... #ElderflowerCordial will be an #AcceptableSubstitute...
#GetToWork, #CryptoBroSlaves...! | #LiveLikeWombles
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In #2016; I ordered the #PrideOrange #WarMachine 4-wks ahead of the #BrexitSham; there was a #MinorDelay of 2-mths on #Delivery because it was #Subject to a #Euro6 #DieselEmissions requirement... #Ford honoured the #Contract...
#However... Within weeks of the #BrexitReferendum; #Ford had #Slapped a GB£4,000 #Surcharge on any #NewOrders for a #Vehicle of the #ExactSameSpecification...
#UponDelivery; it was the only time in #MyExperience, where the #Vehicle was #WorthMore by #DrivingIT off the #Forecourt
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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X
@selzero #However... Within weeks of the #BrexitReferendum; #Ford had #Slapped a £4,000 #Surcharge on any #NewOrders for a #Vehicle of the #ExactSameSpecification... #UponDelivery; it was the only time in #MyExperience, where the #Vehicle was #WorthMore by #DrivingIT off the #Forecourt
#Furthermore; the #SpecialEditions (and the #OnlyVersions of #Interest) are #OnlyAvailable with #AutomaticTransmissions...
#None of them can #Match the #FuelEconomy of my #ExistingVehicle
#MoreCost, #LessGrunt and #Worse for #TheEnvironment... | #BrexitReality
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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X
#Furthermore; the #SpecialEditions (and the #OnlyVersions of #Interest) are #OnlyAvailable with #AutomaticTransmissions... #None of them can #Match the #FuelEconomy of my #ExistingVehicle #MoreCost, #LessGrunt and #Worse for #TheEnvironment... | #BrexitReality 🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙
And, #Dammit...?!
#AsOfToday; the #6Speed #ManualTransmission is #Still #OnlyAvailable at the #Bottom of #TheRange of #Rangers...
That #SucksAndBlows; just like a #TwinTurbo... With #Multiple #PointsOfFailure...
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And, #Dammit...?!
A #FalseEquivalence #Specification #AsOfToday #StillCarries a GB£14,000+ (approx. 40%) #PriceUplift and #Poorer #FuelEconomy...
That also #SucksAndBlows...
I don't even #LikeTheColour as much... #CyberOrange...
I #Think I'll be #Keeping the #PrideOrange #WarMachine a #LittleBitLonger...
#MyLittleBigBuddy #ReallyLikesIT...
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I shall #AlsoAlsoAdd...
The #FalseEquivalence #Specification doesn't even come with a #ProperSpareWheel...
That also #SucksAndBlows...
We shall #ReviewOurOptions at #SomeLaterPoint; #ToBeDetermined...
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#TheProblem with #TheNewDefenders... #AsISeeIT...
Aside from #Charging nearly GB£100k for a #CompactSUV with #DubiousReliability is that by #Migrating from a #LadderFrameChassis to a #MonocoquePlatform; #TheMoment you #Spike your #CompactSUV and #Twist your #Frame, #YouAreFucked...
#ForTheVehicle, #IT's #GameOver... #IT won't #Matter #HowConservative #TheOtherFeatures of #TheVehicle are; #IF you're #Fucked, you're #Fucked... And, you have to #StartOver...
The #LadderFrame #WinsOut; #IT's #Easier and #Cheaper to #Repair, which #WillImpact on #One's #InsurancePremium - #OneWay or #Another...
#FactsMan; I'm #SpittingFacts...
#LikeITOrLumpIT... #PoweredByMetaphor
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#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what a #MonocoquePlatform is...
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PSiReN-X (@[email protected])
Attached: 2 images @selzero I can #SwapIT for a #DellDimension8300 in #FullWorkingOrder; #AllCables and #Components intact... As part of the #1998RecoveryProgramme #IT's a #WholeNewDimension; #DellSaysSo... #IT's #Written on #TheSideOfTheBox... 🧙⚔️ 🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎠🚀🦹🐔🦹🚀🎠
#Unleash: #TheBeyoncinator...!
#KittensAreStoopid | #TrueFact #ForScience
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#Beyoncé: Single Chickens (Red Top RMX)
Beyonce - Single Ladies (Red Top RMX)
#Unleash: #TheBeyoncinator...!
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