Soozcat*ring ring*
"This is Toadstool's, 'sup?"
"Hello, yes, is this the big fairy ring in the Illahee Preserve?"
"Yeah, it--hey, human? How'd you get this number?"
"House tomte. Will you be open tonight for dancing?"
"Sure. Dancin', drinkin'... everythin'."
"Um, if I visited tonight and had some of your food, how much time would pass in the human world?"
"Cripes. Lemme get a calculator. You humans need to get on the stick and switch over from imperial time. Uh... 'bout seven years, give or take?"
"YES THAT IS PERFECT, I'll be right there!" *click*
rdm
aburka 🫣