Mastodawn

People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.

The static on old CRT TVs with rabbit ears was the cosmic microwave background. No one in the last 25 years has ever seen it.

Cosmic microwave? Is that what you are calling “ants in a snowstorm” these days?

“War of the Ants”, where I’m from (sweden).

Ant races

ok Sweden wins this one

Ask your friend which side is winning, say you’re rooting for the black ants, then turn off the TV and claim victory.

Salt and pepper fighting.