Father EnochPoetic, indeed.
If anyone told me they DID have The Onion buying out Infowars "on their bingo card," I would have asked them if they worked for the Onion themselves.
The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction
The Onion, the satirical news company that repeatedly spoofed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, has won the bankruptcy auction for control over his media empire — most notably Infowars, the far-right, conspiracy-minded website that served as Jones’ primary online platform.