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flexghost.Not even The Onion could have predicted this headline
Happy Thursday. ❤️
Alex Jones is melting the fuck down over The Onion purchasing Info Wars
And I’m here for it
😂
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@flexghost the worry in his beady little eyes gives me strength
Ray Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑Alex always melting down about something.
Canadian Crone@flexghost Hope he loses everything!
Enoch@flexghost 😂🤣 couldn’t have happened to a shittier guy 😂
@Utah44 still not enough
@flexghost 💯 I hope 🤞 this is just the beginning 😂
Nazani@flexghost
Rigged! I tells ya!
Who is paying his lawyers?
Rory@flexghost While he’s melting, we Democrats are becoming even more resilient... May that big pig, receive the worst humanity has to offer...
Longspeak@flexghost When I first heard, I thought it was another Onion joke. I hope they keep Alex Jones and force him to say nice things so we can watch him combust.
@flexghost 2 hours later, and I’m still laughing my a*s off.
Robert H
LibTarg’s 5-Alarm Fire 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨@flexghost One of the podcasts I listen to says to try and microdose hope through these next few years. This news feels like a real shot of hope in the arm!
@flexghost Happy Thursday.
I’ve realized that The Twilight Zone show has so much in common with the US...
Soejubunyip@flexghost lol taking satire to the next level
Curtis Smith@flexghost This is the headline I needed this morning 😊
@curtisysmith for me it created a lot of staring at my phone and thinking my eyes were blurry then thinking I might be having a stroke
@flexghost Sounds like an appropriate reaction 😂 I try to never wish ill on anyone, but maybe it’s Alex that’s having the stroke. I was sure some right wing mega donor would buy it to keep him in business. That’s 0-2 for me on predictions in the last ten days, but I’m much happier about this one
mark@flexghost I'm hoping the families bought it with the money he has refused to turn over.
0x575446, Fifth Columnist@flexghost Glad to see my subscription dollars hard at work!
woollypigs@flexghost now that is funny
Maxilo Overit@flexghost DNC money should compensate Sandy Hook families for the difference between what they were paid and what the suit awarded them.
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tessarakt@flexghost Who will buy up the Trump Organization when it goes inevitably bankrupt? And what about the Republican Party?
@flexghost More power to them.
Aubyn@flexghost
Seeing Steve bannon melt down was the best.
Seeing Steve bannon melt down was the best.
a fish named dog ✡️♾️@flexghost they need it - they're going out of business, real life is becoming too absurd for satire.
The Cat Herder@flexghost this makes me so happy. #TheOnion Rocks!