Not even The Onion could have predicted this headline

Happy Thursday. โค๏ธ

Alex Jones is melting the fuck down over The Onion purchasing Info Wars

And Iโ€™m here for it

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@flexghost ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ couldnโ€™t have happened to a shittier guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
@Utah44 still not enough
@flexghost ๐Ÿ’ฏ I hope ๐Ÿคž this is just the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Rigged! I tells ya!

Who is paying his lawyers?

@flexghost While heโ€™s melting, we Democrats are becoming even more resilient... May that big pig, receive the worst humanity has to offer...
@flexghost When I first heard, I thought it was another Onion joke. I hope they keep Alex Jones and force him to say nice things so we can watch him combust.
@flexghost 2 hours later, and Iโ€™m still laughing my a*s off.

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#Infowars #Onion

God does have a sense of humor.

So does the bankruptcy court.

Yuk yuk.

@flexghost One of the podcasts I listen to says to try and microdose hope through these next few years. This news feels like a real shot of hope in the arm!

@flexghost Happy Thursday.

Iโ€™ve realized that The Twilight Zone show has so much in common with the US...

@flexghost lol taking satire to the next level
@flexghost This is the headline I needed this morning ๐Ÿ˜Š
@curtisysmith for me it created a lot of staring at my phone and thinking my eyes were blurry then thinking I might be having a stroke
@flexghost Sounds like an appropriate reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚ I try to never wish ill on anyone, but maybe itโ€™s Alex thatโ€™s having the stroke. I was sure some right wing mega donor would buy it to keep him in business. Thatโ€™s 0-2 for me on predictions in the last ten days, but Iโ€™m much happier about this one
@flexghost I'm hoping the families bought it with the money he has refused to turn over.
@flexghost Glad to see my subscription dollars hard at work!
@flexghost DNC money should compensate Sandy Hook families for the difference between what they were paid and what the suit awarded them.
@flexghost Who will buy up the Trump Organization when it goes inevitably bankrupt? And what about the Republican Party?
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Seeing Steve bannon melt down was the best.
@flexghost they need it - they're going out of business, real life is becoming too absurd for satire.