Just had to bargain with an evil amphibian hag to get my life back. Now, to hold up my end of the bargain, I have to risk my life (again) by intervening in eldrich hag sibling rivalry. AND I somehow managed to pick up a side curse: an uncontrollable desire to read trashy romance novels. So that's how it's going. #dnd #dndnight
@annaleen Is a soap manufacturer sponsoring this campaign? This sounds like a fantasy veneered storyline from All My Children or some such.
@continuity0 tonight's campaign sponsored by Big Hag and Toadstone Romances
@annaleen may all your rolls be good ones.
@annaleen That reminds of this recent Sluggy Freelance story line: https://archives.sluggy.com/book.php?chapter=74#2024-09-10
Sluggy Freelance Archives - Comics Not Yet in Books

@annaleen An Eberron campaign, but the hags which rule Droaam are seeking official recognition of their country by creating greater publishing demand than House Sivis.

@annaleen considering the state of the world I was accepting most of this nonchalantly even before I saw the hashtag for context

:)

@annaleen I think I got the same curse (but not from playing D&D). I've been reading gay romance novels with an occasional mystery for over a year now. I'm about to run out of all the stuff Mark A. Roeder has so far.

https://markroeder.com/

The Official Mark A. Roeder Web Site

The Official Mark A. Roeder Web Site: author of the gay youth chronicles

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See - the important thing - was the tea the hag served while bargaining good or bad?
@Kalshann I got NO TEA out of it
@annaleen
Wow, good tea and polite threats are like 101 in Baba Yaga's book of 'Negotiation Tactics To Damn Your Friends & Foes'! Zero stars for that malicious bargain!
(sounded fun though!)