@SmudgeTheInsultCat Yes, but it's Australia. The quokkas will still try and kill you.

cc: @dgar

@Jason844 @SmudgeTheInsultCat @dgar the only reason its so happy is because it just finished off an unwary tourist....

@SmudgeTheInsultCat When we visited Rotto we made up a quockwich recipe for our three small children:

"First you catch a quokka, then you take the skin off, then you take the bones out ..."

but we never got any further than that with the children screaming at us to stop.

The smallest one wasn't much larger than a quokka. He seemed to think that the quokkas were enormous mice, and said "mou, mou" (the nearest he could get to "mouse") whilst looking at them, very worried.

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@SusanJenner

Thanks for boosting this so I would see it, Susan! I've got to pass this one one as well.

Not a household pet, but what a look!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Right now, quokkas are just what we need.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat They're also sadly extinct, which really sucks because I would have loved to pet one.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Wait, they're not the zebra hybrids? Oh, never mind, I'm so fucking stupid. Someone just like, throw me in water.