the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great

@stavvers

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gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
@stavvers that kid is going to have a healthy diet and high therapy bills

@stavvers I'm just hear for the dropped packer stories.

I had one fall down my trouser legs while cycling in Holland....

@stavvers Honestly a good question, I think the Finns just should refuse.
@stavvers omg no way this is exactly why I learned dutch, small world tbh
@stavvers Same with German, knowing äöüß makes it much easier to fill out your Einkommensteuervorauszahlungsformularvordruck
@stavvers reminds me of a joke: The six-year-old sits at dinner, grumpily speaking their first words ever: "Soup's cold." The family is thrilled: "OMG so you *can* talk? Why didn't you all the time??" - "Nothing to talk about."
@stavvers someone from Lower Bavaria once told this story to illustrate a certain tight-lipped grumpyness in their folk, so of course everybody actually speaks Bavarian. I guess if you can imagine that it will certainly add some flavour!
@stavvers what a coincidence, I learned it for the same reason
@stavvers for Jews it's just the Golem for the Goyim.
@stavvers And 'Sparkling Homunculus' is a great band name
@stavvers Why I'm never leaving Tumblr chapters MMMDCCLV - MMMDCCLVIII.
@stavvers New burlesque performer name just dropped.
@stavvers oh my god we finally achieved the dream, we’re living in a minor Philip K. Dick novel
@stavvers Where's the rest of the story?
@stavvers I enjoyed this posting on the Federated Universe system.
@stavvers Having been born this month (but diff year)... accurate AF.
@stavvers If this banner is flashing then you've won a free Saddam
@stavvers True fact: Even though the text explicitly says that it's talking about an ad, it took me like two minutes to even notice that there was a banner there, let alone realize that it was relevant to the text.
@stavvers why knitting? Did he take up knitting in prison or something
@stavvers its just reminding me that that difference between 2000 internet and 2005 internet was absolutely massive. Like going from biplanes to jet fighters.
@stavvers this are old posts so the images sometimes don't load well and I just read the alt-text (thank you for your service o7), but I NEED to see this one
@stavvers I can't live up to these unrealistic beauty standards

@stavvers

Die Seite stuft ein altes Bild von mir vor Transition (MTF) als 97% weiblich ein, wahrscheinlich weil ich ein rosa Hemd anhatte und Blumen im Hintergrud waren.

Finde interessant, wie die AI so etwas auswertet.

@stavvers thank you for the CW, I read Animorphs at a vulnerable age
@stavvers When I was at university I had to advise the Reader in Old Icelandic of an unfortunate spelling mistake in the exam decrees and regulations. The name of one of the set texts was meant to read "Knutsdrapa" but, alas...
@stavvers
Other people have that aquarium tour dream too???
Scottish Zoo tour guide doesn't give a f***

YouTube

@stavvers All that, but with football.

Standing in the freezing cold driving sleet, every Wednesday afternoon, wearing nothing but shorts and jersey, and being shouted at for being incapable of doing any football basics.

@stavvers wow, and I thought my PE classes were a nightmare. I mean they very much were, but at least we didn't have any performances
@stavvers Newbies! Ours references King Edward II of England, and he died in 1327.