My husband returning home after leaving me alone with Home Assistant and the credit card for a month: "what the fuck is our house doing and who are all these plants"
@germ tell him the house computer is your new husband

@germ

My wife feels your pain πŸ₯Ή

She says that she has to die first as she doesn't know how to program the house πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

#Loxone
#HomeAssistant
#HomeAutomation

@TCMuffin Oh no πŸ˜…

@germ

On the other hand, Caroline loves dressing up for Halloween and terrifying our local kids... even though she's 72 and a 1/4 years old!!!

However, one of our dogs remains hugely unimpressed with her performance πŸ™„

@germ ah! So he DID notice the new automations. 😁