"Guys, we need to figure out how to put Starlow in the game because she's marketable"

"How about we have #Mario and Luigi go to the doctor for their routine checkup, and Starlow just so happened to have a colonoscopy that day, at the same time, in the same hospital."

"Great idea, that totally won't feel like we're shoehorning in a character just because their popular."

#mario_and_luigi_brothership #supermario

real talk, i'm glad they can still do shit with Starlow and she didn't go down with the #Alphadream ship

but seriously, GET A JOB