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GitHub - LostTrainDude/zfrag: Zen Game in which you can manually defrag a virtual Hard Disk, Made with Unity.

Zen Game in which you can manually defrag a virtual Hard Disk, Made with Unity. - LostTrainDude/zfrag

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@catsalad @LostTrainDude Disk defrag is one of the most boring games I have ever played. The first turn takes forever to complete!
#humor

@catsalad
"Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills"

I can't lie, I used to enjoy watching the defragger go to town on a hard drive.

@catsalad OMG, I don't know if this was ever actually possible with a defrag tool, but manual defragmenting or a fake manual defragmenting with a mouse cursor hopping around pretending to be a human doing the work is so funny to me. 🤣
@catsalad I feel this in my olds
@catsalad I felt like the smartest man in the world when I did this back in the day. I could tell my friends “see, what I’m doing here is reorganizing my entire hard disk to speed up access and maximize my remaining space” and they’d stare at me with dead eyes and say “we getting beers or not, nerd?”
@Unabart @catsalad And for all the times I defragged, I never once saw an increase in I/O. My cynical self thought it was a lark that OS designers put in there and had a laugh every time it was used.
@DelRider @catsalad I always felt it was faster on my old 386, but let’s face it, it’s faster in speeds humans can’t process. But I really wanted to believe!
@catsalad Manual defrag? How can you tell which ones are supposed to be contiguous?

@RavenLuni @catsalad

I was thinking the fragments should be color coded by file.

@catsalad nostalgie-modus an : )