So it turns out that the gods do walk among us. They have extraordinary powers, even if they don't always realise it.

Take Wendy, for instance. All she has to do is look at a computer and it fails. I hear the military is trying to recruit her.

Then there's Gary. Everyone feels 10 times more intelligent in his presence. Makes him a great salesperson as clients always reckon they've outsmarted him in the deal.

Bernie has the power of sleep. 5 minutes of him and you're out cold.

#MicroFiction

@allrite i have the power of ccleaner by malwarebytes temp files in cache seem to randomly disappear #fileless humanity
@allrite It’s true. I’ve always been good at breaking stuff even with supposedly military-grade software.