Universal Cereal Bus
@Natasha_Jay Honey Flavored, made by US Bees!
@Natasha_Jay That was actually a real thing. I remember attending COMDEX '96 and Intel had an old school bus where they replaced the windshield with a video projector screen and you could sit in the "universal serial bus" and watch a promotional video about how USB was going to change the world. No one cared. Then Apple released the iMac and BOOM!

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I’ll take rejected crossover pitches between Harry Potter, Star Trek and Jerry Seinfeld’s Unfrosted for $500 Alex.

@Natasha_Jay Universal Cereal Bus - Cyan
@Natasha_Jay but is this the super speed version?
@deftpunk @Natasha_Jay I'm assuming that it achieved escape velocity, so yeah.
@Natasha_Jay I can't imagine debugging the universal serial bus 🤮
@Natasha_Jay I have a love/hate relationship with old hardware. I doubt you'd find a machine that has one of these, even on eBay or Craigslist.

@Natasha_Jay Let us not forget the forerunner to this tech marvel:

The humble Cable Car.

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Yeah, you know me.
I'm down with UCB.
@Natasha_Jay fond memories of travelling on the London Transport spec of that bus (i.e. dual doors) in my yoof
@Natasha_Jay except the depicted one is not the standard metric one, that's the Imperial Cereal Bus.