Old "Going out for a Smoke Break" 🙄
Bold "Going out for a Wank Break" 

STOP ACCEPTING "SMOKE-BREAKS"

START NORMALIZING WANK-BREAKS!

#SmokeBreak #WankBreak #TakeALoadOff

lol @ People who use their government mandated Wank Break to smoke... 
Shout the slogan:
"WENDY'S WORKERS NEED A WANK!"
Moar liek "WEN DEEZ WORKERS NEED A WANK" lol

Look, all I'm saying is, maybe #JeffreyToobin wouldn't have been fired if his workplace just respected the fact that sometimes you just need to have a quick wank on the clock.

That's not a deep cut at all.

#WankBreak #RightToWank #WankersOfTheWorldUnite

Fighting for the right to a #WankBreak could be my Labor Rights Activism.

Happy #LaborDay.