Nuki Raccoon: Fedi's Favorite Furry F***posterOld "Going out for a Smoke Break" 🙄
Bold "Going out for a Wank Break"
Bold "Going out for a Wank Break"
STOP ACCEPTING "SMOKE-BREAKS"
START NORMALIZING WANK-BREAKS!
lol @ People who use their government mandated Wank Break to smoke... 
Shout the slogan:
"WENDY'S WORKERS NEED A WANK!"
"WENDY'S WORKERS NEED A WANK!"
Moar liek "WEN DEEZ WORKERS NEED A WANK" lol
Look, all I'm saying is, maybe #JeffreyToobin wouldn't have been fired if his workplace just respected the fact that sometimes you just need to have a quick wank on the clock.
That's not a deep cut at all.
Fighting for the right to a #WankBreak could be my Labor Rights Activism.
Happy #LaborDay.
swordsmasher200@Nuki Now this is a message i can get behind
Persephone@Nuki "care to join me for a wank break?"
Asbestos@Asbestos @dgar
I was thinking about retail workers, because that's the context I remember smoke breaks from, but if you work at a desk, it IS easier than going outside, and you have tissues and a trash can and whatever else you might need right there...
Can also be more subtle at a desk if your boss or a coworker us maybe a bit squeamish for whatever reason.