Josh (open until closed again)Me: hey Bank, can you write the status /this particular way/ so that it reflects this other way on my credit report, the criteria of which I meet?
Bank: I would love to, but we cannot.
Me: so just to be clear, you're saying it's impossible for BankCo to record the status, even though I clearly fit the description by your definition, to this other marking, which would be better for me?
Bank: As a representative, I would do that in a heartbeat for you but we are not permitted or even able to change that.
Me: That's so disappointing. Are we able to do this other tiny change?
Bank: Yes, and as a side effect it will do exactly what you asked for in the opening question.
Me: do you not see the reason why my mouth is dragging on the floor right now due to this response?
Bank: No, and thank you so much for choosing Bank Corporation! Make sure to give us more of all your money kthxbi
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Bank: I would love to, but we cannot.
Me: so just to be clear, you're saying it's impossible for BankCo to record the status, even though I clearly fit the description by your definition, to this other marking, which would be better for me?
Bank: As a representative, I would do that in a heartbeat for you but we are not permitted or even able to change that.
Me: That's so disappointing. Are we able to do this other tiny change?
Bank: Yes, and as a side effect it will do exactly what you asked for in the opening question.
Me: do you not see the reason why my mouth is dragging on the floor right now due to this response?
Bank: No, and thank you so much for choosing Bank Corporation! Make sure to give us more of all your money kthxbi
#banking #banks #money #corporations #monopolies #credit #creditreporting