Is it bad that I really wish the majority of these socks were available? https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fashion-socks-for-middle-age
Fashion Socks for Middle Age

The Full-Frontal Pom-Pom Fun, playful, and an excellent reminder that it’s already time to schedule your annual mammogram. One size fits A to doub...

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I already have a ridiculous sock collection.