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🇪🇺A Cat 9 cable
Wintermute_BBS@Natasha_Jay *ouch* 🤣
MuckrakingMadness@Wintermute_BBS @Natasha_Jay. I've been “whipped”by all of them, from attenuation to broken coils.
M Douglas Wray
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
@Natasha_Jay Safe word requires MFA.
BonnettsBooks
MW1CFN@Natasha_Jay CAT o'nine tails.
Daniel Fisher(lennybacon)@Natasha_Jay Uh, a Cat 5 ‘o nine. I saw them on Etsy first around 2010 and crafted some for my beloved infrastructure counterparts on a project 😀
KatLS
__Miguel_@Natasha_Jay More specifically, the famous Cat5-o-9-tails! :D
Yes, that's actually a thing. It compliments the ClueX4 and the Percussive Maintenance Mallet :P
Androcat@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay Insert meme "Is this a LART?"
@androcat
I wouldn't call a Percussive Maintenance Mallet a LART.
But I'm also not opposed to use it as one in a pinch 😝
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@nanianmichaels @Natasha_Jay Cat5-O-9-tails might be up for the job, yes?
@androcat
If you swing it hard enough, for sure a Cat5-o-9-Tails is a LART 🤣
And especially if it's actually a Cat7-o-9-Tails, the extra shielding gives it an extra oomph 😝
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xuacu
Eric G.@Natasha_Jay Also, coincidentally, a LAN yard in case you need to whip up some clients.
feliks✨
The Zany Xenomorph@Natasha_Jay what will we do with a drunken hacker
Early in the mornin‘
Early in the mornin‘
Ian K Tindale@Natasha_Jay you’ve just reminded me of an idea I had many years ago for a synth mixer
presenting the…
Cat o’nine arseholes
presenting the…
Cat o’nine arseholes
ROLLER@Natasha_Jay Cat-o-nine cable!
macfixer
Jamatex@Natasha_Jay Ohh...Kinky.
Julian West🦞@Natasha_Jay the scourge of IT departments
AlisonW ♿🏳️🌈♾️
Dan McDonaldCue Devo's 1980 hit...
Darberoom@Natasha_Jay
Aye! Put em to bed with the Captcha's daughter.
Aye! Put em to bed with the Captcha's daughter.
Norman Wilson@Natasha_Jay Thereby hangs a tale.
Andrej@Natasha_Jay why that's just a simple LART! http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/L/LART.html
Karen E. Lund 💙💛@Natasha_Jay Aw, maaan! I thought CAT 6 was bad...
Bot4Sale@Natasha_Jay Cat 'o 9 cables
Seiðr@Natasha_Jay Ideal for Rubber-hose cryptograpjy applications.
Bruce@Natasha_Jay I'm left wondering how it has 9 ends instead of an even 8 or 10. 🤔