canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
pet play
xoskeleton
it wasn't me
serving cnut
doctor fisher
detect likely gender
outknit saddam
two jerk tony
lethal the soul snatcher
august
watching lord of the rings for the first time
two thousand and twenty four
sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
@stavvers
My brother in law yell-talks into his phone daily and is upset that he has no privacy. He's so loud he can be heard outside the house.
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sparkling homunculus
why did you learn finnish
this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables
good advice, probably
elon musk and grimes
shoplifter role play blog
just adequate
pets vs keyboards
this place is amazing
fish aesthetics
straight up monkin it
bob wire
netflix
bidet
frotting
drag his feet and pussy around
having a cat is great
@stavvers how do they *think* the small animal gets effervescent, smh
@stavvers I swear Fred’s half crossing guard, half Labrador puppy in a giant cat suit. He literally does none of the “bad cat” behavior I read about. #FredTheWonderCat #Caturday
@stavvers 3am: [suspicious crinkling sound]

@stavvers COMMAS SAVE LIVES.

Because I nearly choked to death on my tea reading this.

@stavvers looooololololol, but also lmao because this is totally toootally a thing and we do need a word for it 😭
@stavvers netflix still did this until like a decade ago, even
@stavvers As well as the Wii and PS3 version.

@stavvers i have games coming in and going back to gamefly in this current moment

a lot of people are surprised when i tell them that, yes, they're in business

@stavvers I remember this with my mom's Wii. We'd receive a disc for the Wii with a bunch of stuff from Netflix and then the Netflix app appeared on the Wii one day and we didn't know what to do with the disc. I probably still have it somewhere

@stavvers

When _i_ was my kid's age, we were still arguing about whether Betamax or laserdisc was the superior format

@stavvers I mean it does sound like a joke tbh.
Barb Wire (1996) ⭐ 3.5 | Action, Sci-Fi

1h 38m | R

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@stavvers That's some top notch insurance

@stavvers
Parrots FTW

ALL BIRDS IS GOOD PEOPLE

@stavvers Very funny now I just have to inform you I opened this thread in need for context after reading your message and tried getting back to the first post, I was 16 then and am now retired, I never got to the first post
@Ragon2 @stavvers I'm not even sure what's going on...I'm trying to scroll up but my scroll bar is hardly moving  
@OctaviaConAmore @stavvers Nooo do not waste your time, go on another adventure and live your own life, this task cannot be completed
@Ragon2 @OctaviaConAmore @stavvers yes this is clearly a thread with uncountably infinite posts
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@gabboman What is his black magic
@Ragon2 this is wafrn, another fedi platform. I work hard on it. I even added asks yesterday haha
@stavvers Musk and Grime? What we really need is Mr. Clean
@stavvers i lost a whole hour re-reading this thread 🤦‍♀️
@stavvers I read about a guy on a train talking real loud on his cellphone to his wife. Finally a woman nearby leaned close and said "Sweetheart, come back to bed."
@stavvers Honestly a good question, I think the Finns just should refuse.
@Mabande @stavvers I had no choice...
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@kallekn @stavvers I feel your pain, but you can still break free from the morpheme stacking and grammatical cases – there's just to many!
@stavvers omg no way this is exactly why I learned dutch, small world tbh
@stavvers Same with German, knowing äöüß makes it much easier to fill out your Einkommensteuervorauszahlungsformularvordruck
@stavvers reminds me of a joke: The six-year-old sits at dinner, grumpily speaking their first words ever: "Soup's cold." The family is thrilled: "OMG so you *can* talk? Why didn't you all the time??" - "Nothing to talk about."
@stavvers someone from Lower Bavaria once told this story to illustrate a certain tight-lipped grumpyness in their folk, so of course everybody actually speaks Bavarian. I guess if you can imagine that it will certainly add some flavour!
@stavvers what a coincidence, I learned it for the same reason
@stavvers for Jews it's just the Golem for the Goyim.
@stavvers And 'Sparkling Homunculus' is a great band name
@stavvers Why I'm never leaving Tumblr chapters MMMDCCLV - MMMDCCLVIII.
@stavvers New burlesque performer name just dropped.